Short, sweet (but not with refined sugar, of course), and to the point:
I have three (3) coupons for the wonderfully delicious Mary's Gone Crackers products. Each coupon is $1 off of one product, and only one can be used per purchase (but who's to stop you leaving the store, going back inside, getting back in line, and using them again? Hypothetically speaking, of course, and you didn't hear that from me. :-)
All three expire on 12/31/15. I would use them myself, but sadly I can no longer eat sesame (in most if not all of their crackers and pretzels) or amaranth (in at least some of their cookies), so they're up for grabs. Will be posting on Twitter, as well, so it's a first-come, first-acquire basis. And I'd like to send them all three out just once to save on trips to the post office (or, okay, asking my husband to make multiple trips to the post office), but these are completely free as far as receiving them. I'm really not worried about using a forever stamp to get these to someone who could use them!
If you're interested and would like to cop these coupons, you can hit me up via the contact link on the blog (if you can't find it, it's email@example.com) or send me a tweet in Twitter (@LymeisLame).
God bless and make sure you get some natural vitamin D this summer if possible--while wearing natural, non-toxic sunscreen, avoiding peak UV Ray exposure hours, and not overdoing it in the heat--we know how those spirojerks love to come out and play (aka cause us to collapse or herx or both) when we get too much sun/heat exposure.
Stay safe, my friends!